Isnt it so weird that we keep horses on leashes
A leash controls my horse
"So what are you doing??"
"Oh nm just walking my horse."
Yesterday we literally walked a horse down the road and people gave us funny looks
my mom has taken Dallas for jogs with her through the park and people think it’s hilarious
BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
My joints are ruined
My arms are 5 shades tanner than the rest of me
I can’t spend more than $40 on myself, but $400 for my horse is fine
I own more breeches than jeans
I’d rather roll polos than fold my own laundry
My entire life is balanced around my show schedule
My nails are always painted dark so you can’t see the dirt under them
Sometimes I want a big 20 acre horse ranch with corrals and a big wooden barn with hay loft and rooster and windmills, and then sometimes I want a huge cobblestone floored barn with gate stall doors and premium pastures and a grand prix jumping field and twin dressage rings and a front garden with a subtle fountain…